so I was playing house with a couple little girls when helping out at the y, and this annoying kid tried to take my doll. I took a picture of it, but this cute little girl who asked me to play in the first place ran over and said “I want you to have a picture of me like that too!” so she made me pretend like we were fighting over the pony and I got this adorable little picture and I love it so much
I’m sorry.
It had to be done.Ok,You really did it now!
I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG
Allow me to play you the song of my people.
where can i download this
oh dear
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
IT HIT
^Literally my face when it hit
THANK YOU FOR THIS
AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”
SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
AND I
Oh my god…..so unexpected.
Dear lord…..that drop.
Whoever made this deserves all the awards.
Cry would approve.
Reblogging again because reasons.
I love you all so damn much.
(Source: eoyama, via a-scandalin-belgravia)
skittles what the fuck
i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
(via urbran)
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via andnoneforgretchenwienersbyeee)
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
(via rnilkbreath)
so my belly has light scarring and I probably still can’t take my shirshirt off in the house for another couple weeks. uuuugh
that will ferrell movie anchorman is on all the time and as a result this happened
and so did this:
veronica am i doing suave!korra right yet
(actually don’t answer that this comic is STUPID)
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
(via sweetmotherofladygaga)
i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name
(via gogglesaurus)
DUUUUUUUUUUDE
WHEN I WAS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS DUMB JOKE
“BEND OVER AND SPELL RUN”
AND IM 100% SURE NONE OF THOSE LITTLE EIGHT YEAR OLD SHITS KNEW WHAT I MEANT
BUT I JUST REALIZED WHAT IT MEANt
(via clit-or-miss)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via a-scandalin-belgravia)
if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous
or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me
the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess
(via fatwink)
Sometimes i think that the English stereotype is a bit ridiculous but then i remember that when my grandad visited France he got arrested for trying to smuggle two suitcases full of tea bags because he thought the French tea was ‘bloody awful’
(via thats-slightly-raven)
