Transcend the Bullshit
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Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
what
omfg
Music from hell.
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What it was like getting 8 or more notes on one of my posts when i first joined tumblr:
What its like getting 8 or more notes on one of my posts now:
Wait. Hold up. Lets analyze this.
Look at these stupid ass motherfuckers. They have this smirk on their faces like they’re about to throw down some serious shit when Steve’s gone.
Then we have little Tickety-Tock. She’s looking at him with innocent eyes, but she looks fucking happy that Steve is leaving. Fucking Steve, my childhood, is leaving. And she’s looking at him like shes glad to see him go.
What really gets me is this shithead. He has the C: look on his face, like he is trying to INSULT Steve, the fucking quintessence of all things great. Jesus, he also has the I’M GOING TO MURDER YOUR FAMILY look on his bitch-ass face. God Mailbox.
This is what grabs me though. Joe, the fucker we all love to hate on, including myself, looks like he is going to break down and cry. He gets fucking Blue for Gods sake, but he fucking loves his brother Steve, and knows that that house needs him. Joe’s face is the only one that cares, yet all the other fuckers in this picture are really saying goodbye to him.
Analyzing done.
I fucking worked my ass off to see him this summer. Apparently he didn’t do jack-shit when it came to homework. Now he has to pay for that with summer school.
That kid is fucking brilliant, he really is. But he put no focus on his homework and did this to himself. If he fucking tried, I could see my best friend.
But no. That’d be too fucking great.
I love you Alex, but I’m gonna punch you next time I fly up.
even the gif omg i can’t breathe help me
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3 hours… this better be a good class -_-
why am i not a banana
im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet
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Sheikra C’: though i prefer Montu
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- Beatles, 1968: "And I feel my finger on your trigger"
- Parents: This is so inappropriate! This isn't good for the children! How rebellious and wrong!
- Nicki Minaj, 2011: "You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes."
- Parents: THE FIFTH GRADE DANCE IS SOON AND THIS WOULD BE PERFECT!
Remember that fucking stupid ass shit stage we fucking went through when we fucking got fucking comfortable saying shitty fucking curse words when we were fucking 12 and we fucking used that shit every other fucking word? I’m not fucking out of it yet.
1. It’s motherfucking awesome.
2. If I did, people would have a harder time finding the most fucking amazing blog ever.
And mine too.
